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Sunday, 16 May 2010 @ 10:29 | 0 Comment [s]
Funny Riddles:1)How Can This Be? A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? » ANSWER The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry. ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 2) FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? - - - - - - - - - - - - - ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the SECOND person and you take his place, you are SECOND! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? - - - - - - - - - - ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
The copper said, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women!" ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 2)Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said. "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50." ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 3 ) It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, "Happy Butt." The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name you need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out." So she went to the principal's office and he asked, "What's your name?" And the little girl said, Happy Butt." The principal called the girl's mother to get this straightened out once and for all. After getting off the phone he looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, your name's is Gladys, not Happy Butt." The girl then exclaimed, "Glad Ass, Happy Butt" what's the difference? ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 4) A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her, "Our marriage has never been that great, but this year has been the absolute worst between my husband and I. Harry often yells at me, criticizes me, puts me down, plus he never helps out with anything around the house, and I keep getting the feeling that he's screwing his secretary. I can't eat, I can't sleep...in fact, I've already lost eight pounds this month alone!" "Well, why don't you dump the bastard?!?" her friend said. To which the wife replied, "Oh, I plan to do that, but first I want to get my weight down to 115 pounds." ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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