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Saturday, 15 May 2010 @ 10:02 | 0 Comment [s]
JOKES:1) How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the BALL, it drives them NUTS! 2) What's tennis players favourite city? VOLLEY wood! 3) How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ION! 4) Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the LONG RUN! 5) What is a runner's favourite subject in school? JOG-raphy! 6) Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston VANILLA! 7) Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer CRICKET matches! 8) Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked SOLE MUSIC! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part 2: See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is moron cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part 3: A Math teacher notices that Tommy had been daydreaming for most of the class. To get his attention she says, "Johnny, if the world is 25,000 miles around, and a dozen eggs are 90 cents, how old am I?" " 34," Johnny answered without hesitation. The teacher who is all amazed, replies "Well, that's correct. Tell me, uh . . . how did you figure that out?" Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My big sister is 17 and she's only half as crazy as you." |
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